Decent into Redneckville - "They do exist!!"

I'm still in Vermont with zytx. If you thought that all those redneck jokes were simply that, you were so wrong. Here we infiltrated deep into the redneck stronghold. LJ-cut for others convience:

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The day starts out as a normal day, we get ready to meet this person "Chad" to go and get fireworks to fire off all week long.

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Anyways we follow Chad to his place to get his kids. No problem right, this'll take only a minute..... 1 hour and pizza later we are ready to..go get fireworks..right. Well no we found that he had a crack in the rotar, so we go to get another vehicle from...some unknown woman. We also find out this:
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Anyways we get up to this woman's place and she's not there with the car, so we drive off elsewhere to get Chad's vehicle. We pull up to this:
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A better understanding:
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So, Chad is trying to fix his car and not getting anywhere, he was trying to take off the whole wheel assembly and not just the brake caliper and brake pads. Zeeby had to change the rotar else we would have been there all day for the rest of our existance. It took him about 30 minutes to take the one off and to replace it. This is what the rotar looked like that Chad was driving on:
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During this time I get out to explore the area and take in the scenery:
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And it is so:
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After waiting FOR ALL ETERNITY for this woman to show up, she finally does and we FINALLY go to the Fireworks K-mart store and get $60 of fireworks:
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That's Chad holding the basket of goodies.

We finally get to go home, yay. Lest to say we were carting $360 of arsenal in the trunk. $300 were mortars the neighbor wanted, including the $100 powder keg.
We had fun that night:
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Script:
Mav Lights Roman Candle
John: Whooah I don't know where these go!
John: Wo!
John: Woah!
Zytx: THe lower in the cannon the higher they get.
John: OH!
John: Oh this is cool!
John: Oh the higher they go!
Zytx: These things are worthless. (Reference to the wet butane lighter)
John: What?!