maverynthia | random jarble

Funny stuff from Bash.org:

Tre_Coo: Man I'm soooo hungry... I could eat more hot dogs than that lil japenese guy.
Netters: I got 20 bucks that says you can't do that.
Tre_Cool: Listen, I'm not intimidated by you OR your freakish talking money.

keepingcharlie: i had lots of sex when i was under 18., man i miss those days. i wish i would have realized what i had, when i had it.
rabbiwanna: You probably still have it.
rabbiwanna: Get tested.

Kazz: Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
Zaratustra: a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
Zaratustra: like a network card without the appropriate driver.
Kazz: Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
Sharkey: And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

* @Lan plays with his privates.
Rintaun: ...
@Lan: I got these new toy soldiers
@Lan: They are really neat